So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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