I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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