Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
it wasn't lemon gatorade
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
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