So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
if only i could text you this smell
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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