Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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