How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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