okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
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Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
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I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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