it wasn't lemon gatorade
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
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