i'm returning your mother's day gift to finance my alcoholism over the next week.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
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