Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
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