when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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