halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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