This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
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there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
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I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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