Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
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So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
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I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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