No, you can still breathe under the balls.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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