Please, let me fuck your mom
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
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It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
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You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
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