i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
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