I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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