Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
Randomize
