god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
Thanks for feeding me more tequila shots to prevent me from trying to fight her last night. Horrible logic? Yes, but you are the best friend ever
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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