everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
I need you to do me a favor and hide my sword from me tonight. I'm planning on drinking my weight in vodka and I don't trust myself enough to not run through campus screaming "I AM SPARTA!" You'll be saving me a mugshot as well as saving some innocent girls from tears.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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