We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
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