it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
My dad just came home, said hi to mom and me in the kitchen, and then said "I'm gonna go inject my blood with iguana saliva".
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Randomize
