I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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