I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
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