what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
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I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
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Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
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