My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
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Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
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