Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
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she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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