I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
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