I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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