You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
Do vagina's smell?
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
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