Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
they're like a gay fantastic four
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
you had me at cake vodka
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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