How'd it feel making her break her religion?
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
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