I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
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I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
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I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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