That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
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