first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
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