Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
Randomize
