Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
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He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
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Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
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