Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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