it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
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he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
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He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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