Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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