After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
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