Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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