hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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