Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
Randomize