yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
Randomize
