Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
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