are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
I accidentally asked my mom for a blowjob because 'mom' and 'molly' are next to each other in my address book.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
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my being single is dangerous.
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
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Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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