How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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