the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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