i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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