i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
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