she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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