Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
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